I have decided to ressurect this thing as a good old-fashoned "rant at stupid things on the telly" blog.

 Number 1: Lycos or whatever it's called.  Teaches Lice a Lesson. Use biocides responsibly.  I think you'd have a hard time teaching lice a lesson, being that they have very very small brains.  

FUCK OFF MARKS: 1/5

edit: it's Lyclear, not Lycos.  They can both fuck off.